英语舞台剧搞笑 英语舞台剧搞笑视频

一、英语搞笑？

1、这个世间只有圆滑，没有圆满的。

this world only smooth, not perfect.

2、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

i sell the dream, pretend to be cool, i am a super invincible beauty girl.

3、我是水神，我为自己带盐！

i am the water god, i bring salt for myself!

4、听君一席话，省我十本书。

listen to your words, save me ten books.

二、搞笑英语？

1.我吃(what) 

2.奶死(nice)

3.要死(yours)

4.歪(why)

5,好(how)

6.看(come)

7.屎(-s)

8.闹(now)

9.鱼死(with)

10.爸吃(but)

11.没吃(might)

12.已吃(it)

13.已死(is)

14.必可死(because)

15.没克(make)

16.不克(book)

17.完吃(want)

18.肉(you)

19.拜(by)

20.捏我(never)

21.爱你(any)

22.怕不了门(problem)

23.扑里死(please)

24.挪吃(not)

25.呕(all)

26.驴的(read/red)

27.负吃(foot)

28.富伯(football)

29.踹你死(Chinese)

30.踹呢(China)

31.装死(just)

32.偷吃(touch)

33.卡(cat)

34.剁(dog)

35.屁嗝(pig)

36.饿龙(alone)

37.矮婆(apple)

38.海皮(happy)

39.鼓的(good)

40.皮破(people)

41.爱死(eyes)

42.天(ten)

43.面(man)

44.壁虎(beef)

45.爱老虎油(I love you)

46.牛(new)

47.红(home)

48.猫死(moues)

49.吐(too)

50.好死(house)

三、英语搞笑段子？

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained

四、英语断句搞笑？

You don't bird me，I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

You have seed I will give you some color to see see， brothers !together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上。

Hello everybody!if you have something to say，then say!if you havenothing to say，go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝。

五、英语搞笑故事？

您好，以下是一个英语搞笑故事：

一天，一只鸭子走进了一家药店，他问药店员工：“你们有没有唇膏？”

药店员工回答说：“当然有，但是我们有不同的口味。”

鸭子问：“你们有没有草莓味的？”

药店员工回答说：“是的，我们有草莓味的唇膏。”

鸭子问：“你们有没有薄荷味的？”

药店员工回答说：“是的，我们有薄荷味的唇膏。”

鸭子问：“你们有没有螺丝味的？”

药店员工很惊讶地回答说：“不，我们没有螺丝味的唇膏。”

鸭子说：“那太糟糕了，我刚刚把我的头卡在了螺丝上。”

六、散装英语搞笑？

you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看。

Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁

At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。

You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

Chop the strange fish 生鱼块

watch sister 表妹

take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡

American Chinese not enough 美中不足

Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着

七、英语对联搞笑？

上联：任何事都可能

Everything is possible.

下联：没有事不可能

Impossible is nothing.

横批：只要肯去做

Just do it

很有趣的。

八、英语搞笑句子？

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

九、英语段子搞笑求救？

当段子手遇上英语，一场搞笑求救就开始了。

"Help! I've been trying to write a joke in English, but everything I write just sounds flat. Can you give me some tips on how to make my jokes funnier?"

"I'm trying to come up with a pun on the word 'elephant', but I keep hitting dead ends. Can you help me out?"

"I'm doing a stand-up comedy routine tomorrow night, and I want to incorporate some English language humour into my act. Any advice?"

"I keep making grammar mistakes when I speak English, and it's driving my English-speaking friends crazy. Can you help me improve my grammar skills?"

"I'm translating my latest joke from English to French, but the translation is losing some of the original punch. Any tips on how to keep the humour in translation?"

无论你是需要笑话素材，还是需要改善你的英语口语或写作，这里都有一些搞笑的段子可以帮助你。尽情使用吧，但请记得，在用英语开玩笑时，要小心言辞，以免得罪听众。

十、合拍英语对话搞笑？

A: What would you like for Christmas? B: A puppy, please! A: You want a pupuccino? B: Yes, please!